Alphabet X

What if Professor X wrote the Alphabet?

A is for Angel, he's handsome and rich

B is for Banshee, who screams like a bitch

C is for Cyclops, he was the first of us all

D is for Deadpool, who we never bother to call.

E is for Emma, who's skin is diamond bright

F is for Forge, he's fixing our jet every night

G is for Gambit, le seul et unique

H is for Hank. Hey, he's a Beast! Not a freak!

I is for Iceman, he's still got a warm core

J is for Juggernaut, I prefer Colossus more

K is for Kitty, always phasing through the door

And L is for Lockheed, the dragon we adore!

M is for Magneto, who always bends his way out

N is for Nightcrawler, always "Bamfing" about

O is for Orono, our Goddess of Storms

P is for Phoenix, Jean Grey is reborn!

Q is for Quinten, the rebellious young pisser

R is for Rogue, you'll be sorry if you kiss her

S is for Sunfire, stubborn as inferno

T is for Thunderbird, who died on his first rodeo...

U is for Uncanny, now that's a title that sticks

V is for Victor, avoid Sabretooth's tricks

W is for Wolverine, he's sells the issues

X is for X-23, who'll tear through you like tissues.

Y is for Yellow, gotta love the classics

Z is for Zeitgeist, he vomits deadly acids

The X-Men protect all people and never discriminate

Because a world full of borders, is a world built on hate.

Thanks for reading.