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Wednesday, September 12, 2018

The Avengers Alphabet

What if The Avengers wrote the Alphabet?
A is for Ant-Man, he can grow big or get small
B is for Black Panther, being a king is cool and all
But C is for Captain, we got Rogers and Danvers
And D is Doctor, he watches the strange get stranger

E is for Echo, a ninja in man's clothes
F is for Francis, Hawkeye's middle name don't you know
G is Ghost Rider, who has flaming piss
H is for Hulk, he's the strongest there is

I is for Iron Man, he's got armors aplenty
J is Janet, black and yellow never looked so pretty
K is for Knight, Moon Knight's mind is a labyrinth
L is Luke, Cage ain't nobody to mess with

M is for Machine, Rhodey's wearing a tank
N is for Natasha, being a badass is her trait
O is for O'Grady, he's The Ant-Man we don't like
P is for Pym. Drop the costume Hank, stay home tonight

Q is for Quake, Nick Fury's secret Inhuman
R is for Redwing, the feathered friend of The Falcon
S is for Spider-Man. Yes, he's in this alphabet too
T is for Thor, he'll hammer the Hela out of you

U is for Ultron. Hank, why'd you turn this thing on!?
V is for Vision. Oh Ultron, it was within you all along
W is for Winter, Bucky's back with a vengeance
X is for X-Men, we've borrowed a few of their agents

Y is for Young Avengers. Our successors have their wins
Z is for Zeus, he gave us one of his kids
The Avengers Assemble when the call is made
Let's hope a day unlike any other, isn't this day.
Thanks for reading!

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