Blizzard The Minister

If Jack Frost hasn't nipped at your nose yet, I am confident when I bet that this frozen fiend will make threat! So it's best not to forget Minister Blizzard! This week's chilly mastermind had a very brief time as an enemy to DC's concubine, Wonder Woman. So let us hesitate no more, and let this Z-Lister have his score, read on to meet this snow-man head on! This week's Z-Lister is Minister Blizzard from DC Comics!

You've met Freeze, and Cold, and Frost, and Snowman

Icicle, and Junior, and maybe The Dead King of Atlantis

But let me introduce you to another icy accomplice

His name is Minister Blizzard, created by Will M. Marston

And if you remember the name, it's the same

Who created Wonder Woman!

His name is Minister Blizzard, first seen in 1944

In "Wonder Woman #29" he made our lady sore

He was the Prime Minister of a kingdom of ice

Where his princess Snowina found

A scientist had created a tool

That could melt her home to the ground

While the scientist had no intention

Blizzard warned Snowina of this invention

And urged her to have him take it away

So Blizzard froze the scientist and his friends

But Wonder Woman put Blizzard to an end

By telling Snowina of Blizzard's true intentions!

Blizzard created an iceberg to crash into New York

But Wonder Woman met him with quick retort

By smashing the berg from one piece

And then locking Blizzard away with ease

His name was Minister Blizzard, and his tale wasn't over yet

As he reemerged with a new iceberg, and a dastardly plan

His name was Minister Blizzard, and he tied Wonder Woman tight

By using her own lasso against her, she couldn't put up a fight

But before The Minister could freeze Manhattan island

Wonder Woman escaped and sprung into action

Beating the blue boy red with no redaction

Saving New Yorkers in timely fashion

 By teaming up with Icicle Junior and Captain Cold

Minister Blizzard froze Ecuador and made The Justice League fold

While the heroes tried to thaw the land

The villain's employer had his hand

And took to Gotham, he went ham!

Robbing every store

And who was this badguy who got The Minister in heat?

Well it was a past Z-Lister, ain't that neat!?

And his name was The Shadow Thief!

His name was Minister Blizzard, and he didn't do much after that

He tried to wage another war in the city of The Bat

An old rich man opened a snow-park for the good children of Gotham City

But Minister Blizzard got real triggered and acted pretty shitty

He attacked the park and proclaimed loud

"You won't mock my kingdom, you old, rich clown"

"I warned you time and time again"

"If you besmirch my home with a fake park of your own I'll have your head"

But within three panels, Blizzard's reign went "ka-poot"

When he felt the exterior of The Batman's mighty boot

And everyone forget he existed!

So if you have learned anything it's to be careful with communications

Because one day you might make a mistake

And offend someone from another nation

He may have your face and know your language

But I assure to watch your tongue

Because if you're not smooth, or you make the wrong move

He might come back and freeze someone

His name was Minister Blizzard, I really hope that's the end of ice-guys

Because if I see snow just one more time

I might just boil my own eyes!

Thank you for reading.

Stay warm.