Itsy Bitsy Spider-Bet

What if Spider-Man wrote the alphabet?

A is for Aunt May, my favorite old lady

B is for Black Cat, who is as clever as she is shady

C is for Chameleon, a master of disguise

D is for The Daily Bugle where I get paid sometimes.

E is for Electro, that sparky halfwit

F is for Wilson Fisk and that flatbed he arrived in

G is for Gwen Stacy who is miss everyday

And H is for Hobgoblin who will have Hell to pay.

I is for Identity, which I only revealed one time

J is for J. Jonah Jameson, a close friend of mine

K is for Kletus, or Carnage as he claims

L is for The Lizard, who's mutation is to blame.

M is for MJ, the love of my life

N is for Norman Osborn, who's as gentle as a knife

O is for Doc Ock and those crazy arms of his

And P is for Peter Parker. One of the cool kids.

Q is for Quintin Beck who calls himself Mysterio

R was going to be for Reilly, but now it's for Rhino

S is for Sinister, six against one is no fair

T is for Thompson, I'm on Flash's underwear.

U is Uncle Ben, who put wisdom in my head

V is for Venom, who won't stop until I'm dead

W is for Warren, a crackpot in green fur

And X is for X-Men, who I used to teach for.

Y is for New York, born and raised

Z is for Zombie, boy how I don't miss those days.

Things always change, but one thing stays the same for me

With great power, there must come great responsibility.

Thanks for reading!